Two Out-of-Work Actors Bitching

Lombardo got a divorce. For a day. In Palm Springs. Todd is out of acting. Not in Palm Springs. In Valencia. Don't get triggered.

Wildfires, COVID, deaths in the family, and nepo-babies all tried to kill us, but we're baaaaaaaack! And we're bitching. Lombardo gets a residual check! Todd gets a residual check! These checks are not equal. (Also, there are complaints about working actors of a certain age.)

Happy Thanksgiving! You could listen to your family complain over dinner, or you could put your earbuds in and listen to these two actors complain instead. It's funnier, anyway. Enjoy the holiday!

The boys are back and ready to bitch! Lombardo complains about casting directors using hidden charges to make money off of actors! Todd complains about not being creepy enough to get the plum guest star roles! They also complain about Armie Hammer and his dumb truck! Complaining was never this much fun!

This one was recorded live as it broadcast out on Facebook and YouTube. Turns out that when you can see Lombardo and Todd instead of just listening, it becomes very clear that Todd is both very white and very sad. But Lombardo is in good spirits because he just moved and pissed off his old landlord. Trigger warning: the current state of politics in the United States of Dumb is barely mentioned.

The boys are back to bitch about not working. Todd is on the longest dry spell of his career, and Lombardo is not although he remembers his longest dry spell. It'll make you shudder! But regardless of what they are talking about...this is episode 69, you guys! Hahahahaha! 69!

It's been a minute...but the unemployed boys are back! Lombardo has gotten a few gigs lately, and he makes a point of rubbing salt into Todd's not getting any gigs wounds. They also talk about the aggravation of doing taxes when you haven't made any real money, the aggravation of paying union dues on credit cards, and ignoring the Oscars. Come on, you missed them. You can admit it.

The strike is dragging on, and Lombardo and Todd are still bitching about it. Also, updates on movies they are not supposed to promote during the strike, Lombardo's latest experience with racism, and Todd can't help but sound super white. Here we go, people!!!

There's a strike on, and these two out-of-work actors are here to bitch about it.

Lombardo and Todd are back to bitch! Mostly about being stuck in traffic and picket lines. But it's still a better 65 than that movie 65 with the cartoon dinosaurs.